East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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