I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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