So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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