google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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