yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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