I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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