Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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