you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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