problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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