he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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