Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
