That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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