I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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