when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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