so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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