Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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