just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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