yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
