He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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