i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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