Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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