Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
