Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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