For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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