It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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