Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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