I CAN MOONWALK!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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