We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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