Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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