Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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