Nicole vs. Life
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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