What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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