idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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