Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
