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• (805): View more from California

  I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.

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• (631): View more from New York

  he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand

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• (315): View more from New York

  I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!

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• (61): View more from Australia

  My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf

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