i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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