i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction