Nicole vs. Life
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
