Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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