Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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