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  watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?

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• (925): View more from California

  If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.

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  I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

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• (916): View more from California

  Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?

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