hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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