Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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