No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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