If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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