its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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