You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
