their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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