That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Your dad touched me again.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
