i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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