Your mouth is God's brothel.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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