He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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