Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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