out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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