We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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