I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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