She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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