I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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