Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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