S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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